h0odrich:

BITCH IS TOO REAL

h0odrich:

BITCH IS TOO REAL

(Source: fatitalianbroad, via yourevilqueen)

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posted 3 weeks ago (© fatitalianbroad)

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375 notes
posted 1 month ago (© )

thecolinbaker:

danception:

*opens refrigerator* LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOOOOR

the cold never bothered me anyway

(via rias-v)

133,971 notes
posted 2 months ago (© danception)
xinsidethesanctuaryx:


Morning ignorance. Have a lovely day everyone :-)

xinsidethesanctuaryx:

Morning ignorance. Have a lovely day everyone :-)

105 notes
posted 3 months ago (© xvodkaandlustx)
mrs-parrilla-mills:

every day

mrs-parrilla-mills:

every day

336 notes
posted 3 months ago (© mrs-parrilla-mills)

awkwardfangirlurl:

missing-wall-e:

batched:

Me do not want the D

Me want the C

image

this could confirm that you’re either hungry or a lesbian

(Source: batched, via parrillass)

79,933 notes
posted 3 months ago (© batched)

Things I Say While I'm Driving 

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
352,188 notes
posted 3 months ago (© d4untless)

febricant:

SAME

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posted 3 months ago (© corgisbeggingforstuff)
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posted 3 months ago (© everybodyandtelevision)

[AGGRESSIVELY THINKS ABOUT BEING SKINNY WHILE EATING FRENCH FRIES]

(Source: nuggetqueen, via ashwolf42)

207,702 notes
posted 4 months ago (© nuggetqueen)